She was so blonde…

She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told me to meet her at the corner of ‘walk’ and ‘don’t walk’.
She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
She tried to drown a fish.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you’d get change back.
They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
Under ‘education’ on her job application, she put ‘Hooked On Phonics.’
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says ‘sign here’, she put ‘Sagittarius.’
She asked for a price docket at the Dollar Store. 
If she spoke her mind, she’d probably be speechless.
She studied for a blood test… and failed.
She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train.
She sold the car for gas money.


Drivers Licence

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”