Four men were in a boat on a lake.
The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake,
yet not a single man got wet!
Don’t think too much.
They were all married not single.
THE SAME TEA
A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea.
The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea.
She shouted, “You brought back the same tea!”.
How did she know?
She had put sugar in it before and when she tasted it was already sweet.
MOUTH THAT NEVER TALKS
What can run but never walks.
has a mouth but never talks.
has s head but never weeps.
has a bed but never sleeps.
MADE UP YOUR MIND
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows not.
And whoever knows it wants it not.
Don’t think too much